Hey everybody. Welcome to the Roast of Stan Lee. I'm your host Will Eisner. Hey isn't it funny how our heroes are all studs with a simple mask and cape, not crazy hardware and tentacles and big boobs? And don't you love how many girlfriends our hero gets? One after the other after the other. Our Mary Jane puts up with it. The secretary? She helps out the Spirit all day long even though she knows she's not his only one. And our villians? That's Marvel people. Up and down. ETHOS, PATHOS, a bunch of bald old tubbies with no spine! And look at how creative Marvel is! After we kill them off one...