Don't get me wrong. I love Michael with all my heart. But, I knew the moment I met him there was something very different about him. For one, he doesn't really like to come out but at night. Not to mention during the day, he always wears shades, a fedora, with some type of long sleeve shirt and pants. I always wondered: "Why so much clothing?" But, that's neither here nor there. He's still mighty sexy in whatever he throws on. It's still very mysterious. I remember the one time I did suggest we go out during the day, to lunch, he all of a sudden canceled at the last minute. It really made me...

The year is 1995. Michael and LMP have been married for a little over a year now. This doesn't change the fact that there are marriage issues between them. Constant arguing and bickering. Well, from her anyway. Michael is just trying to deal with it. Her bickering, and wining, is enough for him to start thinking about divorce. Ask me how I know this? Let's just say, I'm not ONLY Michael's personal assistant. Even the sex life is not great for the both of them, he has told me. He has lost physical interest in even attempting to touch her in bed. And if I recall, she doesn't want to be touched...