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Monica's Geeky Older Brother- Given by Himself
Mr. The-Glass-Is-Half-Empty- Given by Chandler
Camper- Given by Chandler
Little Naked Guy- Given by Rachel
Bobo, the Sperm Guy- Given by Susan
Buddy- Given by Monica
Slugger- Given by Mrs. Bing
Mother Kisser- Given by Chandler
Anti-Paolo- Given by Joey
Rossie- Given by Himself
Mom- Given by Susan
Monkey Boy- Given by Rachel
Loser- Given by Rachel
Rossy- Given by Rachel

Mr. Back From the Orient- Given by Rachel
Sweetums- Given by Chandler
Scary Scientist Man- Given by Phoebe
Amish Boy- Given by Chandler
Gel Boy- Given by Rachel
Bitterest Man In the Living...

(It's Saturday. Around eleven. Monica walks into her apartment. She closes the door very slowly and quietly. She expects Chandler to be sleeping cause it's his day off. She takes off her coat and walks into their bedroom. He is indeed asleep. Yet snoring very loudly. She walks over to his side and kisses him on the forehead saying: )

Monica: Morning sweetie.

(Chandler then comes to, smiles half awake, mumbles speaking gibberish, and goes back to sleep snoring. Monica just rolls eyes. She then goes to the window and opens up the drapes and the sun shines on Chandler's face waking him up.)

Chandler:...