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10 reasons why Pinkie Pie is better than Rainbow Dash. (Read before you judge me.)

posted by lovegypsy64

Here are some reasons I think Pinkie Pie is better than Rainbow Dash.

1. Pinkie Pie doesn't tend to show off or brag about her accomplishments.

2. Pinkie doesn't care about being cool. She just wants to have fun.

3. Pinkie will go out of her way just to make somepony else happy while Rainbow is just in it for the glory.

4. Pinkie sings more and has a prettier voice. (Who cares if she sometimes does it randomly out of nowhere?)

5. Rainbow Dash can be a little bossy to Fluttershy while Pinkie just tries to help Fluttershy out of her shell in a cute, cheerful way.

6. Pinkie Pie is so random...and that's...

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Top 5 Reasons My Little Pony is Overrated, and That's OK

posted by btflash

The show that defined an entire generation of not simply adults, but people, is actually not as good as you think it is.

I, going back to my roots of... let's say a year ago, am going to be the asshat that tells you why. I do this mostly because I was inspired by a really shitty article I found while lazily scrolling through facebook.

Not saying it's a bad thing to watch this show, of course. I'd be a hell of a hypocrite for saying that, and even I know it.

I'm also not claiming this show is bad. I'm just being an idiot and claiming it's not AS good as it's hyped up to be.
(these are also not...

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Saten Twist season 2, episode 3.. PART 3

posted by Canada24

Master Sword waved a loaded pistol around the bank.

Master Sword: YOUR BEING ROBBED!! (Points gun at employee) WERE'S YOUR MONEY!!

Employee: (crying) p, please don't kill me!

Master Sword: (dramatically) please don't MAKE ME!

(Sword and Saten arrive into the back of the bank)

Saten: Dude, what are you doing!?

Master Sword: No talk! We gotta take all this cash!

Saten: Soooo, nobody can steal it?

Master Sword: Uhhhhhh... Yeah!

Saten: Hmmm , Good idea (starts grabbing money bags)

(Outside)

Sword and Saten are sneaking off with money bags..

The cops from pony mov: FREEEEZE!!!

Saten: Oh shit! We're so dead!

Master Sword: Leave it to me........... (To the pony mov cops), it's alright!.. We're cops!!!!

(Long silence)

Sword and Saten are suddenly thrown into a jail cell.

Master Sword: Damn it! I was so so sure that was gonna work!!

TO BE CONTAINUED

The cops from pony mov

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Panty Gets A Job

posted by Dragon-88

Panty Hose (her full name) gets help from Blazin' in getting a job and buying a house.

The next morning…

Rarity: Panty! Please wake up, dear. Blazin' will be here to pick you up soon.

Panty: Wha…whoa!! I gotta get going! *races all over the house to get her stuff and put it in her suitcase*

Rarity: Eh….Want some coffee?

Panty: Coffee? Sure! *drinks it from the cup she was given and suddenly moves faster*

Sweetie: What's going on…HEY! Watch where your'e going!

Panty: *stops* Sorry about that Sweetie. Blazin' will be here any minute now, and I'm freaking out! Rarity, can you do a quick checklist with me?

Rarity: Sure.

Panty: Toothbrush?

Rarity: Check.

Panty: Toothpaste?

Rarity: Check....

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I Love Everything

posted by StarWarsFan7

"Now, can anyone tell me how a Sonic Rainboom is made? Anyone? Fluttershy. Would you like to try?"

I snapped back to reality after my beautiful daydream. Looking around, everypony was staring right at me. I hid behind my pink mane and squeaked.

"C-Could y-you r-repeat th-the q-question, M-Mr. S-Skyhigh?" I mumbled, my voice barely audible than usual.

"How is a Sonic Rainboom made?"

I paused for a moment. I was about to answer his question until I heard a, "Ooh! Me! Me!"

A few desks behind me was Rainbow Dash, the most popular filly in Junior Speedster Flight Camp. She was waving her hoof around...

Winter Wrap-Up (lyrics)

posted by TimberHumphrey

Three months of winter coolness
And awesome holidays

We've kept our hoovies warm at home
Time off from work to play

But the food we've stored is runnin' out
And we can't grow in this cold

And even though i love my boots
This fashion's getting old

The time has come to welcome spring
And all things warm and green
But it's also time to say goodbye
It's winter we must clean
How can I help? I'm new, you see
What does everypony do?
How do I fit in without magic?
I haven't got a clue!

Winter Wrap Up! Winter Wrap Up!
Let's finish our holiday cheer
Winter Wrap Up! Winter Wrap Up!
'Cause tomorrow spring–
–Is here!
'Cause...

Tempest Shadow (Emily Blunt) - Open Up Your Eyes (lyrics)

posted by TimberHumphrey

It's time you learned a lesson
It's time that you understand
Don't ever count on anybody else
In this or any other land

I once hoped for friendship
To find a place among my kind
But those were the childish wishes
Of someone who was blind

Open up your eyes
See the world from where i stand
Me among the mighty
You caged at my command
Open up your eyes
Give up your sweet fantasy land
It's time to grow up and get wise
Come now, little one
Open up your eyes!

We all start out the same
With simple, naive trust
Shielded from the many ways
That life's not fair or just
But then there comes a moment
A simple truth that you...

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SaTEN TWIST ADVENTURES: Season 4: EPISODE 1 PART 5

posted by Canada24

Later, Trixie puts on her show as planned, but her delivery is flat and unenthusiastic as a result of her falling out with Starlight; regardless, she intends to go through with the Moonshot Manticore Mouth Dive. On a nearby hill, Twilight and Saten (who's serprisingly serious this episode) approach the heartbroken Starlight and Twilight apologizes for trying to pick and choose her friends for her.

Saten: What about me?

Twilight: You?.. Oh right.. Sorry for not listening to you.

Starlight: But... what if Trixie really was using me just to one-up you?

Saten: People change. Look at my mom.

Twilight:...

SATEN TWIST ADVENTURES: Season 4: EPISODE 1 PART 2

posted by Canada24

Twilight is seen pacing back and forth.

Twilight Sparkle: I'm trying Saten.I'm trying to be open minded.. But your girlfriend still isn't someone I trust.

Saten (puts drops in his bloodshot eyes from the weed): Well.. Just promise you won't interfer.. Now aren't we suppose to inviting your gang for dinner?

Twilight: Oh. Right.. Thanks for the reminder.

Saten: Hey, without the boes, I'm smarter than people think.

PONYVILLE:

Starlight and Trixie out in the open.

Cherry Berry and Goldengrape: [unintelligible whispering] ...did you see...?

[unintelligible whispering of varous ponies]

Trixie: Everyone always...

The Incredible Hedgehog In Ponyville 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song: link

This fan fiction was created in association with....

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!

It was a dark night in Ponyville. Guns and sirens were heard all over town.

Stallion 21: We need help over here!
Stallion 95: There's too many of Eggman's soldiers!
Stallion 86: Get us an Evac in Canterlot!!!
Stallion 66: We need help killing these Nazis!!

Song: link

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

A My Little Pony/Sonic The Hedgehog Fan Fiction

The Incredible Hedgehog In Ponyville 4

Starring Sean The Hedgehog from SeanTheHedgehog
Dan Chandler,...

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Making one last episode to SATEN TWIST SEASON 3... PART 1

posted by Canada24

Glaze: Here's your stuff (hands over a bag of weed).

Saten: Thanks Mrs WoodenToaster, wanna smoke it with me?

Glaze: No thanks, I don't smoke that stuff anymore.. This isn't high school.

Saten: Maybe not to YOU.

Glaze: Whatever.. Usual price.. $280.

Saten: Sure, here (hands her the money).

Glaze: Thank yo-.. This is 2 dollars!

Saten: I'm a little low on cash, okay.

Glaze: Low on cash!?.. What, did you spend it all beer again?

Saten: No.. I realized.. If there's the risk of becoming my father.. It's probably time to stop drinking.

Glaze: Ahh... Some could say that day came and went after you gave yourself...

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New Era : Reborn Episode 1

posted by SomeoneButNoone

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13th May.

Codename : Black Friday.

//: 21st SAS Squadron
-Commander Hooffman.
-Sergeant Tower
-Copral Nighthook
-Private First Class Workman.

Location : Equestrian Waters.

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SAS Leader - We are proceeding to check the ship.
Dan - Copy. Do what it takes to check it.
Baseplate - 21st This ship may contain nuclear reactors be advised.

Hooffman - Rodger. Alright Lads. Time to roll *goes onto ship*
Tower - This place stinks like fish.
Hooffman - Don't chit chat.
Tower - Aye sir.
Nighthook - I see someone on deck.
Workman - I don't like it mates.
Hooffman - Neither do I. *sets at doors* On you Night.
Nighthook...

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Darkness: Deus Ex Machina Episode 7

posted by SomeoneButNoone

Episode 7
The Crimson Dance part 2

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"The gods already have left us alone"
Thanathos - *pokes Darkness senseless body*
Dan - He is dead Hahaha... Nos your time!
Thanathos - There is problem *looks on Dan* do you think something like him can be killed with steel?
Darkness - *wstands up*
Dan - But... I stabbed his heart...
Lightning - He have two of them... A pony one and Demon one...
Thanathos - Side note three, I am considered Core of his powers so untill you kill a god you won't stop him.
Dan - Tch...
Darkness - *looks on Dan without face expression*
Thanathos - He isn't himself anymore... He is a machine...

CHiPs 2 Part 10

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Rio, and Highball robbed the bus while Malcolm drove next to them.

Highball: How much do we have?
Rio: Eleven thousand.
Highball: Stop here.
Bus Driver: *Pulls over, and stops*
Malcolm: *Stops in front of the bus*
Rio: See you all another time. *Gets out with Highball*
Malcolm: *Sees Rio and Malcolm get in his car, then drives* I assume you got a lot of cash.
Highball: Eleven thousand dollars.
Rio: How's that?
Malcolm: Great. *Sees a red light* Oh come on! *Stops*
Highball: *Looks around* There aren't any cops around.
Malcolm: Yeah, but that camera mounted on top of the traffic light will get...

Saten Twist Adventures, season 2 episode 1, part 3

posted by Canada24

Trenderhoof was still following AppleJack all over town, trying to impress her, and obvilious of her complete lack of interested in him.

At one point Saten Twist appeared literary out of nowhere, while wearing in usual outfit.

"Saten? What do y'all want now?" AppleJack groaned to the red Pegasus.

"Jee.. Good seeing you to Jacky" Saten said with clear sarcasm.

"Ah thought ah told ya ta stop calling me that" AppleJack groaned.

"You did, but I can't help, it sounds so cute.. (somewhat pervertly) Just like you" Saten replied, to the beautifully orange, southern pony.

"Please Saten.. I had a long day....

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Saten Twist Adventures 6.. (more or less a spoof towards, Whom the Sweetie Belle Toils).

posted by Canada24

Rarity: Sweetie Belle, I adore having you help me, truly I do, but...
SweetieBelle: Guess I got a little carried away. It's just that I know how important it is for you to finish this wardrobe in time for Sapphire Shores and her backup dancers.
Rarity: This is without a doubt my most prestigious order ever. After all, Sapphire Shores is ''the'' pony of pop, and her Equestria-wide tour launches in Canterlot next week! Which means she must have these outfits by day after tomorrow at the latest!
SweetieBelle: ... You lost me.
Rarity: *groans annoyedly* Coarse I have..

Rarity: *out of breath* I'm here!.....

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The Second Bob Newhart Fanfiction Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Bob Newhart

Theme song: link

This is the sequel to the story of a stallion named Bob Newhart. He still lives in Fillydelphia with his wife Emily.

Everyday you can see Bob walking around the streets of Fillydelphia, and most of the time he does that, he's on his way to work. Speaking of work, he's a therapist.

One day, Bob was at his office at work, when his assistant Carol knocked on the door.

Bob: Come in.
Carol: *Enters room* Good morning Mr. Newhart. I just wanted you to know that a pony came all the way here from Chicagoat to work as a dentist.
Bob: And, you're telling me this because?
Carol: Well, he...

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The History Of Equestria: Musicians Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Jimi Hendrix as a pony

link

One very famous Rock & Roll player was Jimi Hendrix. He was born in Seattle Washington in 1942, and unfortunately died in 1970. He was right hoofed when it came to playing guitar, but he played a guitar for ponies that were left hoofed.

Rainbow Dash: Hendrix is awesome! I listen to his songs all the time.

One day, at 6 AM

Applejack: *Sleeping at Sweet Apple Acres*
Rainbow Dash: *At her cloudhouse, not far away from Sweet Apple Acres, and wakes up* Time to celebrate living in the United States of Equestria. *Plays song on radio*

link

Applejack: *Wakes up from music* RAINBOW, WILL YOU TURN...

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Con Mane Meets The Hedgehog In Ponyville Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Con returned to the CIE Headquarters in Canterlot to get some gadgets from S.

Con: Hello S. How are you?
S: Fine. Another day, another dollar.
Con: What do you have for me?
S: I have some things that might grab your interest. First, I got a brand new Aston Maretin for you. With machine guns that pop out of the sides, turbo boost, wings with jet engines that pop out of the doors with the push of a button, and stinger missiles behind the headlights.
Con: That's a lot.
S: You'll need it when you take out Discord. Word is that he just made a deal with Mexico, and now they joined his army.
Con: Oh...

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Meet Rotten Apple! Part: 1

posted by AngelicWaffle

DeadSkies: Sugar Apple! Hellooo?

*DeadSkies made her way into the cottage where she lived, it was a quiet life and she was thankful for that. The only two ponies of substantial importance was her best friend, RedHeart: a sweet young mare, whose special talent is healing sick ponies; and Sugar Apple; a blonde cute orphan filly.*

DeadSkies: Sugar? You here?

Sugar Apple: Coming Miss. Skies!

*DeadSkies started to trot into the living room, RedHeart was at work so it was just her and Sugar Apple. Suddenly, the little filly burst in wearing fake neck bolts, bandages and an eye patch.*

Sugar Apple: Roar!...