Note: In this song Pinkie Pie is around the same age as Mr. and Mrs. Cake.
Pinkie Pie: Mr. Cake you're on your pony phone with your girlfriend, Mrs. Cake. That cup cake is upset. She doesn't understand you like I do. I'm at work listening to my Frozen soundtrack. She'll never understand you like I do. She wears a apron. I wear nothing. She's the boss while I'm the co-worker. I'm waiting for you to realize that what you're looking for has been here the whole time. If you could see that I'm the one who truly loves you. Why can't you see? You belong with me. You belong with me.
Walking in the streets with you and your worn out tie. You got a smile that can light up all the background characters. I know you're better than that. Watcha doing with a cup cake like that? She wears a apron. I wear nothing. If you could just see that you belong with me. You belong with me. I'm still dreaming about the day when you realize that the pony that you've been looking for has been here the whole time. If you could see that you belong with me. Oh I remember driving the car I don't have in the middle of the night. I'm the girl that makes you laugh when you're about to be sad. I think I know where you belong. You belong with me.
Mr. Cake: Are you going to the Grand Galloping Galla tonight?"
Pinkie Pie: No. I'm working overtime.
Mr. Cake: I wish you would come. I dumped my girlfriend.
Pinkie Pie: Okay.
Pinkie Pie and Mr. Cake kissed while Mrs. Cake angrily walked away.
The end.
Pinkie Pie: Mr. Cake you're on your pony phone with your girlfriend, Mrs. Cake. That cup cake is upset. She doesn't understand you like I do. I'm at work listening to my Frozen soundtrack. She'll never understand you like I do. She wears a apron. I wear nothing. She's the boss while I'm the co-worker. I'm waiting for you to realize that what you're looking for has been here the whole time. If you could see that I'm the one who truly loves you. Why can't you see? You belong with me. You belong with me.
Walking in the streets with you and your worn out tie. You got a smile that can light up all the background characters. I know you're better than that. Watcha doing with a cup cake like that? She wears a apron. I wear nothing. If you could just see that you belong with me. You belong with me. I'm still dreaming about the day when you realize that the pony that you've been looking for has been here the whole time. If you could see that you belong with me. Oh I remember driving the car I don't have in the middle of the night. I'm the girl that makes you laugh when you're about to be sad. I think I know where you belong. You belong with me.
Mr. Cake: Are you going to the Grand Galloping Galla tonight?"
Pinkie Pie: No. I'm working overtime.
Mr. Cake: I wish you would come. I dumped my girlfriend.
Pinkie Pie: Okay.
Pinkie Pie and Mr. Cake kissed while Mrs. Cake angrily walked away.
The end.