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>Canterlot
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Fire - MISSLE INCOMING!
*Nuke explode in air as every mechanism stops working, all electricy and communications fail, tanks stop working and below are falling down on the ground*
Sandman - What the hell is going on.
Damien - I don't know but if we won't move out something might hit us!
Fire - There! Garden house!
Sandman - *picks Icepick up* Help me Damien.
Damien - *picks up Icepick and goes to garden house*
*everything calms down*
Fire - Shit. Its an after-EMP storm.
Sandman - It's raining hard...
Ice - *slowly pulls himself up* I fucking hate rain...
??? - *burst into room*
Sandman...

14th May
Hour 0700
Near Ponyville.

Sandman - This shit won't last long.
Icepick - *looks at Ponyville* The town is gone...
Damien - We will kill those bastards for what they did...



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Dan - So?
MI5 - We pinpointed location if weapon dealer of GlobeX.
Dan - *puts pictures on screen*

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Name : Ricardo De La Rosa
Location : Brazil - Rio De Janero - Local Favela.
Role : Weapon Dealer, Local Terror Group General
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MI5 - We sended SAS team ready to extract.
Dan - I'm sending my Reapers to capture the target. We will make him talk.

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Brazil.
Rio De Janero.
Operation Codename : "RAT TRAP"
Hour 1005

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Hooffman - Stay...

Date: April 6, 1963
Location: Denver Coltorado
Time: 5:12 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Stephanie was driving a freight train home. She just got the train out of Denver.

Stephanie: Cheyenne, here I come. *Blows the horn on her train*

However, she passed a damaged switch, but she didn't know it was damaged. She thought it was an alternate route to Cheyenne.

Stephanie: I better pick up the pace. *Increasing speed*
Stallions: *Getting derailers onto the tracks* Hurry, she's coming.
Stephanie: *Blows the horn on her train four times*
Stallions: Let's get out of here! *Running away*
Stephanie: What did they...

Random dialectics


Hello and welcome to another fantastically pointless article of Random Dialectics, where we take a dive into the world of technicalities… for no particular reason! Since some requests were made; today, we are going to take a closer look at our favorite party pony, Pinkie Pie. This article interlocks with the previous one I wrote about Rarity, but will be done in a different fashion. However, due to the nature of the next few lines, we will disregard Pinkie’s fourth wall breaks and her defiance of the laws of physics. As instead, we will focus on her mental state. So let...

Round 4 is beginning

Rainbow Dash: *Running towards Pinkie Pie, but gets sideswiped by a room to her right, and goes in it to see the sign toiletten* Haha, and you thought I wouldn't find it.
Applejack: *Stays in the first room with Twilight, shooting zombies* If that's all you got, maybe you're not drinking enough.
Pinkie Pie: *Shoots the head off of two zombies* Ah, wunderbar Dashie, you've made it just in time.
Rainbow Dash: Don't you ever, leave without the rest of us, EVER AGAIN!!
Pinkie Pie: Oh Dash, you worry too much. *Shoots the head off of a zombie near Rainbow Dash* Now hurry up, and...

Song: link

The train went through a tunnel when this happened.

Rarity: I am not getting this wagon dirty.
Applejack: Rarity, we can't let simple things like mud stop us! We need to get to that train.
Rarity: I no longer want to find the train.
Applejack: Well what about Rainbow Dash?
Rarity: Rainbow Dash is a tough pony, who-
Applejack: *Makes the wagon go through the mud. Some of it lands on Rarity*
Rarity: My face!! MY MANE!! APPLEJACK!!!!!!!!!!!

Stop the song.

Rainbow Dash: *In the first car of the train, looking for Flam. She's near the coupling between the engine, and train, and decides to...

Episode 8
Taking Control
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Fluttershy - stop don't hurt me I have story to say!
Dan - Why the hell you tried to kill me.
Fluttershy - I was controlled, please listen to me untill HE come here.
Darkness - He?
Fluttershy - King of Demons you need to stop him he- *gets stabbed*
Hunter - Too much babbling.
Fluttershy - *falls cold on ground*
Dan - What the-
Hunter - Ha ha ha ha ha... Idiots... You ALL are idiots!
Darkness - What are you doing...
Hunter - I found key to world control, we are being controlled by one "person"
Whiteheart - He's insane..
Hunter - And you fools gave me enough...

Larry had to get into the stadium to save Adrenaline, but he had to use a lock pick to unlock his friend's car.

Flag Pony: 3, 2, 1, destroy!
Racers: *Crashing into each other*
Racer 76: *In a Roadmaster, hits the back of Adrenaline's car*
Adrenaline: *Turns his car 180 degrees, and dives into the car*
Racer 76: *Hits two cars at once*
Adrenaline: *Crashes into another car*
Racer 53: *Crashes into a station wagon*
Racer 30: *In the station wagon, and hits the Roadmaster*
Adrenaline: *Crashes into another car*
Larry: *Gets into Adrenaline's El Freighto, and puts on a racer's helmet*

Song: link

Adrenaline:...

Tim, and Julia met up in the parking lot near their station after their shift ended.

Tim: You wanted to see me?
Julia: I need a ride to Local Consideration.
Tim: Okay. *Walks with Julia to his Viper*


Halfway to Local Consideration, Julia decided to talk to Tim.

Julia: Do you enjoy working with Toby?
Tim: Sure. How's Red treating you?
Julia: She has a crush on you.
Tim: I see.
Julia: What do you think about Toby?
Tim: He thinks you're smoking hot.
Julia: These new guys both have a crush on us.
Tim: I know how to get Red away from me, but I'm not sure how to stop Toby.
Julia: I know...

WindWaker was constant about me seeing this episode.

I did my best to see it.. But I've been low key lightweight casually kind of sick.

The heater to my Camper isn't working so I'm sleeping in the cold, because I have no free beds till my sister and brother return to school in Newfoundland..

So yeah.
When I say I've been low key lightweight casually kind of sick I mean I've been definitely TOTALLY fuckin sick.

But I did what I could, and watched the episode..

This is exactly what I excepted from a Diamond Tiera episode..
Despite all my jokes and mockery.
I always sensed a secret sadness in her.
(Fuckin...

real quotes by me..

"Those who take life to seriously and can't laugh at themselves, are always gonna miss out, one way or anouther"


"Chainsaws, salve everything"


"Ted Bundy, bitch!"


"I'm no more than what you expect from Irish French Canadians"


"Life is crazy. Nothing more to say"


"Ever feel so damn miserable you just want to take everything you own, and watch it all burn away.. Me neither"


"ADHD, ADD, Autism, dosen't affect my life orhow people treat me, but I HATE when it dose"


"I'm one of the most morbid humored 'bronies' I know"


"Don't read this stupid story unless you like stupid comedies...

Saten: Derpy I need to your opinion about something?
Derpy: I was gonna tell you the same thing.
If I don't do something about this wrong day mishap, I'm not sure if Cranky Danky will ever forgive me.
Saten: (not listening) Trixie wants me to try being a better boyfriend. I'm not sure what to do.
Derpy: (also not listening) Oh, I wish there was a way I could go back in time and fix all this.
Saten: Maybe I should ask AppleJack for advice. She always tried making me a better boyfriend, but I wasn't listening at the time.. Classic me.
Derpy: I offered Danky a refund but it didn't help too much.
Saten:...

At Twilight's castle, the purple alicorn was in a room with Luna, and three royal guards.

Celestia: Why'd you do it?
Twilight Sparkle: I told you, I'm a princess. I need the money more then Pinkie does.
Celestia: It's not yours! I thought I made a good decision letting you be a princess, but I can see that I made a mistake. It's time for your punishment. *Charges her magic, and blasts Twilight with it*

The magic didn't do anything to Twilight's body. She was still the same.

Luna: What did you do to her?
Twilight Sparkle: *Talks in the voice of Ice Cube* Yeah man- oh shit. You changed my voice...

As most of you already know, I've given more than my two cents about how I feel about what Twilight said to Sunset Shimmer in the crater near the end of EG1 and I still stand by my opinion that she was out of line when she said that; regardless of how Sunset acted in the first movie. Over the past couple of days, when thinking about that scene, I've reflected on how I actually feel about Twilight Sparkle as a whole. So I will take this time to give my personal thoughts and feelings about Twilight Sparkle.

When I decided to watch MLP: FiM, I started from the first episode. Twilight in the beginning...

Mortomis was currently working as a cashier at ShopRite.

Customer: *Gives Mortomis a one hundred dollar bill* Thank you.
Mortomis: Thank you. Have a good day. *Looks around, and sees that no one is looking at him. He sticks the hundred dollar bill into his pocket*
Audience: *Laughing*
Mortomis: Tom, and all of the others are idiots. I told them that being a cashier is awesome, and they don't believe me.
Saten Twist: *Appears with two boxes of Cookie Crisps* Hey, how's it going?
Mortomis: Good, and you?
Saten Twist: Fine. Tell me, when did you get this job?
Mortomis: Yesterday.
Saten Twist:...

SeanTheHedgehog & Izfankirby present

Grand Theft Ponies

San Franciscolt, December 1988

The fanfic begins with Gordon, and Case Cracker at Gordon's house. They are watching a football game. The Eagles are beating the Giants 21-10

Gordon: I always told you that the Giants sucked.
Case Cracker: Calm down, halftime just ended. They've had some bad luck is all.
Gordon: No kidding. They'll never win a game.

Suddenly, the phone rings.

Gordon: Ah good. Commercials, and a call. *picks up phone* Hello?
Jim: Hey Gordon, it's Jim. Get Case Cracker with you, and meet me at the Pizzeria on Mane Ashbury....

I want to take this time to talk about one of my two favorite duos in MLP: FiM. I'll talk about my most favorite one in my next article. But for right now, I wanna talk about one that has a lot of potential, but has never really been utilized all that much in the series: Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash.

I'm real sucker for this kind of duo. You've got Rainbow Dash, the 'cool girl' and Pinkie Pie, the bubbly optimist.

This duo got it's start in the season one episode, 'Griffon the Brush Off.' In that episode, Rainbow Dash at first found Pinkie Pie to be annoying, (which was pretty strange considering...

The opening credits start off with a black screen. Voices can be heard.

Intro Music: link

Music Director: Uh Belmont, you don't have to belt it. Just uh, sing it out, but don't shout it out.
Music Pony 1: *Clears throat*
Music Director: Take two.
Music Pony 2: *Hits a key twice on the piano*
Music Pony 1: Dun dun dun dun dun dun-
Music Pony 3: Ah, do it again.
Music Director: Yeah, wait for that counter to stop.
Music Pony 2: Take your time man.
Music Pony 3: Yeah, relax.
Music Pony 2: Make sure the room is empty, no sound, then you start.
Music Pony 1: Gee.
Music Pony 2: So? What's the difference?...

Theme song >>>> link

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike, Nicole, Mike, Stephanie, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West and Meadow West from Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, Duke, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 79: Gordon Loses His Marbles
Date: August 26, 1958
Location: Cheyenne,...