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Chrrosdefishinatizer: Take 1

Skipper: "...Yep! Won't be long till he comes bursting out of that room with a screwball device, with an unpronounceable name."

Private: "Then blows up."

Skipper: "That's a given."

Kowalski: *bursts out of lab* "I've done it! I have invented the Churrosdefishoeaofdl...UUGGH! You know this really is unpronounceable right!?"

Director: "Kowalski...We talked about this."

Kowalski: "Yeah, yeah. I know. Just suck it up & do the line."

Churrosdefishinatizer: Take 2

Skipper: "...Yep! Won't be long till he comes bursting out of that room with a screwball device, with an unpronounceable...

The Bus Called Graveyard 8: Take 1

Kowalski: "Pull up a seat and set a spell while this spooky tale I relate. 'Bout the meanest mess of steel and wheels man never did create. The bus called Graveyard Eight."

Rico: ...

Kowalski: "Rico?"

Rico: ...

Kowalski: "Has anyone seen Rico?"

Rico: *snores*

Kowalski: "Uuuugh. He's sleeping behind the dumpsters again. Rico! Wake up!"

Rico: "WHAT! HIIIIIYAA!" *kicks Kowalski in the face*

Kowalski: "Oww!"

Rico: "Oh, sorry 'bout that."

The Bus Called Graveyard 8: Take 2

Kowalski: "Pull up a seat and set a spell while this spooky tale I relate. 'Bout the meanest mess of...

'What the heck is that?'

Marlene - Jakiś raban, dziwne światło.

Roy - Atakują, czuję że nie będzie łatwo.

Burt - Zbudził właśnie mnie nieziemski trzask.

Mason - A ja słyszałem gdzieś przedziwny wrzask.

Bing - To nie ja tylko Bada.

Bada - Bo ja się ten, no... przejąłem!

Maurice - Więc cóż to za blask?

Pinky - To głęboce razi nas.

Mason - Rękoma dajesz znak, jest za mną, tak?

Burt - Co za dziwne coś!

Roy - Co za dziwne coś!

Bada - Co to za typ wisi i gapi się?

Joey - Czekaj no, niech ciut przetrę oko nim swe!

Bing - Paskudne, brudne i złe na wskroś!

Bada and Bing - Jakieś dziwne...

'Thump'

Guy - Co to jest, ach co?

Kowalski - Straszny sprzęt wmuszający śpiew.

Skipper - Spójrz teraz nie widzisz mnie.

King Julien - Trzeba cię powstrzymać dziś,
tak mówi mały miś.
Dajcie mi bas,
to oczaruję was.
Dajcie mi dźwięk,
ujrzycie tyłka wdzięk.

Zaczynamy bimbę i wszyscy razem
bam, bam, bam! Yeah!
Kolanami w brodę wal
i bam, bam, bam!

Poczuj ten flow,
kiedy macham kitą swą!

Zaczynamy bimbę i wszyscy razem
bam, bam, bam!

Mort i Maurice
wyjedzą z kubła ryż.

Zaczynamy bimbę i wszyscy razem
*bam, bam, bam*

Tak się właśnie tańczy tu,
Tak się właśnie tańczy tam.
Tak się właśnie...

At Los Angeles Convention Center about 15 years in the future

Carsfan: (as a reporter) A huge crowd of fellow fanguins are waiting outside the Los Angeles Convention Center, the location of the POM Convention, to catch a glimpse of their idols before it starts. They should be here any moment. Wait, yes, yes, they're here. The penguins are here! (a limo pulls up and 70s/2020s version of the penguins come out)
70s Skipper: Are you sure about this look, Kowalski?
70s Kowalski: You have to move backward to go foreward, Skipper! Besides, I believe some fanguins here pretty muched begged to see us like...

Chapter 11: the Siege of the Central Park Zoo
The siege of the Central Park Zoo had begun with a wave of crabs. “Okay, Guardians, let’s defeat the evil!” Soren led the attack, with Twilight, who was carrying Erik, was directly behind him. Digger was carrying Mort, who was carrying an extra set of battle claws, fitted for lemur use. “Watch out Soren, there using Pure Ones and Dragon Owls. Soren set his sights on several pure ones. Erik then took out 6 of them in one shot. “Good job, Chick Magnet!” Soren exclaimed. Then Mort took out 6 more pure ones. “Awesome job, Sad Eyes!”...

"SKIPPER!" Private screamed, a crab had clawed his bum, and wouldn't let go. He ran around frantically, Skipper extended his flipper *bam* Private hit Skippers flipper and fell flat on the hard black sea-stone. "Skipa!!" Rico screamed, his head had caught alight while trying to light a fire. "Ahh!!! Bob is angry!!" Kowalski screamed, his tuna fish had caught alight. Skipper just stood and watched all three penguins running around frantically, he was on the verge of exploding with anger, he frowned so low you could barley see his eyes. "Skipper!" He heard two voices cry from behind. "What is...

*0200 hours penguin HQ*
Kowalski: here's the coffee you requested skipper, brewed to perfection with a fresh fish.
Skipper: greatly appreciated kowalski, besides the fact you woke me up at 2:00 in the morning...anyways,what is the important "explosion" you wanted to show me?
K: well,actually,if in the time of need, an explosion would be quite well for this, you see when you syntheticly-
S: just tell me what it does, I lost you at well.
K: -_- ok,their biomachanicle androids,somewhat similar to Francis's,but they can change into any animal you want them to be,and they NEVER disobey a penguin when...

Central Park was finally closing for the evening, it was a particularily exciting day, now that the situation with a gas leakage being fixed by Kowalski. After a few minutes of guests leaving, Skipper then got up and stopped wagging his tail feathers for the guests. "Good job men!! We have finally flaunted our stuff out there for the kids!!" good job!!" praised Skipper. "Um, Skipper, if I may, isn't today "role check evening"?" asked Kowalski. "Right you are Kowalski!! We must do something to determine who goes out, alright, let's knock over the ninjas, whoever knocks the least amount of ninjas...

Indescribable, that's all Marlene could think when she saw what lied beneath Lilly's ribbon, it was so grotesque that Marlene had almost screamed in disgust, but she couldn't, she had to let the team rest. That was a night ago. Now they had to go find Herelde, the woman with the mirrors. When Skipper, Kowalski, and Rico woke up, Marlene was curled up in a fetal position, shaking and sweating. "Marlene, what happened to you?" asked Kowalski. Before Marlene could speak, Lilly started to talk, tightening her ribbon. "She merely had a nightmare, she should be fine," said Lilly, giving Marlene a...

I woke up with an excited attitude of mine on the go. I was really excited to open my new kiosk in the Safari Hotel (which is here), on the ground floor.

Everyone went outside to shop for their needs. Julien and his friends went to the Department Store and Supermarket to shop. While Skipper, Rico, and Kowalski went out to buy, too. I was left alone here on the ground floor with no one who is buying my product. But suddenly, a customer came, it was Leonard! I was shocked and asked myself, How did he get here?

He said that he went here after the "Me Talent Show" just finished. He built his airplane...

Lilly stood up and lept out of the habitat. Skipper tried to go after her, but Marlene,Julien and Maurice wouldn't let him through. "You don't understand! I didn't kiss Crystal, SHE kissed ME!" Skipper protested, hoping that his friends will believe him, but instead they just scowled even more. Suddenly, something in Skipper's brain clicked! He finaly realized that he could PROVE his innocence! They were in Kowalski's lab when the kiss occoured, and Kowalski had just finished installing video cameras in there! Skipper smiled and turned to run to the HQ but Maurice jumped on him, and crushed...

Ok, this is a one-shot I’ve been working on for a bit now. Metallica1147 helped me with some of the plot and character structure, seeing as I used his characters. If you haven’t read his stories with Brandon DeOtter, go read them before this one. They’re really good! That said, enjoy!
I do not own Penguins of Madagascar and its affiliates. James Hetfield, Kirk Hammet, Robert Trujillo, and Lars Ulrich belong to Metallica. Brandon DeOtter and Ariana belong to Metallica1147. I only own a part of the plot.

Brandon stood on the umbrella table. His penguin friends, the chimps, Marlene, and his...

Marlene woke up with a seiring pain in her head. When she opened her eyes, she saw nothing but darkness. To her right was Lilly unconsious in a chair, with a strange device on her head. To her left, she saw a remote controll which said (Press the red button.) She did so and Lilly woke up screaming. An electric shock flowed through her body. When she settled down, the telivison set above them turned on, and a white face with red swirly cheeks appeared before them. "Hello Lilly, Hello Marlene. Tell me, do you want to play a agme?" Lilly finally came to her senses and was infuriated. " LET HER...

The next morning Skipper had gotten up and headed to the lobby, he was carrying a basket with various breads and pastries. 'Mr. Bates? Are you there? I've got something for you!!' asked Skipper. He then saw Private shuffling downstairs, red in the eyes, possibly from crying so much. 'Ello Skippah, what's the basket for?' asked Private. 'For you, I heard you and your mother arguing last night and I decided to make it up to you, it's breads and pastries,' said Skipper. 'Ohhhh!!!! Thank you soooo much!! Mum loves Garlic bread and tarts!! She loves them very much!! Mum? Skippah gave you breads!!'...

Okay - little note for everyone that saw my trailer video. I had to make a few changes for the video, the biggest being the way Kowalski performs the experiment on himself. In this version (and in the official Broadway show), he actually injects the formula into his skin. I had to change it in the video because A) drawing the injection is really, really hard, and B) the song's lyrics said otherwise. That song came off the Resurrection album, not the stage production - some changes were made in between.
Enough talk - onto the action!!!
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Unbeknownst...

If you know me well, you will know that I am a HUGE Broadway freak. The Great White Way is MY way. So, I used this to my advantage: this story will be a direct spin-off of the gothic classic "Jekyll and Hyde" (which itself was based on Robert L. Stevenson's classic novel of a similar name). Some of the dialougue will be taken directly from the script, where I will indicate with *'s around the section, and then at the end, I'll give the name of the song and a Youtube link, if I can find one (I couldn't for this first song) and also, you should know that I own a copy of the "Complete Work" which...

Note: Characters will translate as:
Skipper - Othello, the Moor of Venice
Marlene - Desdemona, Othello's wife (they'll just be dating)
Kowalski - Cassio, Othello's lieutenant
Ian (OC) - Iago, a very jealous and greedy man
Amelia (Amy/OC) - Iago/Ian's wife
Rodney - Roderigo, Iago's friend

...

“Ouch! Ian, that’s my foot!”
“My apologies, Rodney, but it really is quite dark in here.”
“We wouldn’t even be here is it weren’t for your stupid little trick!”
“Hush, Amelia!”
The first voice was a little squeaky, and it belonged to Rodney, an idiotic penguin who seemed to rely on everyone except...

ACT ONE

Skipper looked at the young Private.
“You don’t have to tell them about this if you don’t want to.”
Private looked at his family – Kowalski, Rico, Marlene, and the lemurs
“I have to, Skipper. I can’t keep secrets like you.” Private sat down, and skipper headed to the back of the crowd The stars hung high in the sky, illuminating the city as Private began his tale.

SCENE ONE

South America, 1994. Norma and Oswald are cooing over their new-hatched son, Elijah. Elijah hugged them repeatedly. His memories of this time were blurry, as were all animals at new-birth.

New Blood Joins...

     Chapter 4

    The next after Skipper’s and Marlene’s date that gone wrong Skipper decided to the otter’s habitat, but not to talk to Marlene but to talk to Brandon. As Skipper got there Marlene was not there she was over at the dolphin’s habitat to do some girl talk with Doris the dolphin. Brandon was not outside so Skipper assumes that he was inside the cave. Skipper went inside to see Brandon with his playing his guitar.

“Hey Brandon I need to talk to you.”

“It’s about your date last night with Marlene isn’t it?”

“Yes, so I take...