Private entered the hatch, slowly and cautiously, trying not to make any sound. He didn´t knew what Skipper would do to him if he got caught. Step by step he made his way down the ladder into an unfamiliar dark HQ. Private looked around and startlet. Their home had lost all of its warmth and comfort. It was almost like, no one would live here anymore, it was just deserted.




Slowly he waddled into the middle of the room, Skipper was no where to be seen. The little penguin shighed in his thoughts. Since they had left the HQ, he hadn´t seen Skipper anymore. That´s the only reason he returned...

This is set a few weeks after the prolouge.
Chapter One: And keep your enemies closer...
4:45
The Penguins were employing adorbable hi-jinks. The people were loving it, and fish rained down from the sky. But soon, the crowd dispered.
5:00
Alice had locked up, the only lights left were from the setting sun.
" Ah, closing time. Good job today men!" Skipper said as he waved to the last of the zoo-goers.
" Yes, we produced a plethera of petrifyingly collasal cuteness." Kowalksi announced as he worked on his abacus. " In fact, I would say that it was over..." He gasped. " Nine thousand!"
" What, nine-thousand!"...

Private: Oh dear!

Kowalski: This is weird!

Rico: Hey, I have a beard!

Julien: My music box grew to hugocity! It's an up-in-the-air monstrocity!

Mort: What did King Julien say? And why did he say it that way?

Julien: I've got this dummy dumb urge to obey!

Mort: This feels, to me, creepy and wrong!

Julien: To be suddenly talking in song!

Kowalski: Wait! I think I can explain!

Blowhole; It will be extremely lame!

Kowalski: Do you mind? This is science!

Blowhole: It's a kind of weird alliance!

Kowalski! Yes! Take my experimental power cell-

Blowhole: Add the Diabolagizer's evil spell!

Kowalski: Plus Julien's...

Big Tim Rush's Song 'Boyfriend'! But Kowalski decided to sing this for Doris, the Dolphin. Enjoy!

Kowalski:
Your Boy, Boy B-B-B-B-B-Boyfriend.
Your Boy, Boy B-B-B-B-B-Boyfriend.
Your Boy, Boy B-B-B-B-B-Boyfriend.
Your Boy, Boy B-B-B-B-B-Boyfriend.

Have you ever had the feeling your Drawn to Someone?
Yeah!
And there isn’t anything they could of Said or Done.
And everyday I see you on your own,
And I can’t believe that you're alone.
But I overheard your Girls, and this is what they said.
Looking for a looking, for that your looking for a Boyfriend.
I see that, give me time now you know I’m gonna be...

Meanwhile, in the Park…

Kowalski: [Licks Snow Cone] "Mmmm! Delicious!"
Private: "Better than ever!"
Rico: [Swallows the whole Cone]
Kowalski: "That’s enough rest for now. Let’s go finish my Surprise for Skipper!"
Private: "I wonder if he suspects anything…"
Kowalski: "Oh, Private! It’s under wraps. He doesn’t even know we're building it."

As the Penguins finish their Snow Cones and get back to the Zoo, they hear Maurice and Mort screaming…

Private: "Sounds like Maurice is in trouble!"
Rico: "Skippa widdem (‘But Skipper is with them’)!"
Kowalski: "I know! Something strange is going on!"...

The penguins were spying savio, who was in the zoo since some days, he said he wasnt evil, but Skipper's paranoia thought a different thing, that day he had passed all his time sleeping, because the last night he spent it trying to make his habitat nice for the new snake that was coming from California, she had passed a lot of kilometers and was on a box so he decided to make a confortable place for her.

Savio made the place look beautiful, it was shiny, clean and he also changed his bed to give it to her, he had passed some time in the wild so he could sleep in branches, he was sleeping when...

I was originally only going to post a few of these on the wall, but there were just too many gems not to share them all.

When things are translated form one language to another, suffice it to say that things can often be “lost in translation.” The following is a list of 89 “Penguins of Madagascar” episodes which have had their German titles translated into English using Google’s webpage translator. The English name of each episode is placed in parentheses next to each translated title, as it appeared on a German television website, though in a few places even those have a few errors...

They had to find him, Pennywise the dancing clown, before he kills someone else. "Alright, I have 2 locations where Pennywise could be," said Kowalski. "State the locations please," said Skipper. "He could either be in the pipe system of New York, or in a large area of wilderness, where he eats the children," said Kowalski. "I most likely think he could be in the deepest, darkest, abyss of the sewer systems below our city," emphasized Skipper. "Possibly, but, how can we tell if Marlene's still alive?" asked Private. "Well, we didn't find a body, or blood, so most likely, she's alive," said...

For this one the characters will be me,Lilly,kowalski,Scarlet,Rico,Private,King Julian, Jeremy,And Skipper.



A Day Before Easter....
A day before Easter everyone was so happy about Easter. We where so happy we throw a celebration and an Easter egg hunt.
Me:Okay who every finds this egg first will receive a life time supple of chocolate.
Kowalski:Will you know who is going to win because he has a brain and the others don't!
Jeremy:I have a brain!
EveryBody:No you don't!
Jeremy:fine!
Skipper:I'm the best seeker there is!
Private:oh pish posh!
Rico:I'm going to win this thing Baby!
Kowalski:Your not gonna...

(this is the penguins singing a song from hollywood undead)

*In the penguins base*

Rico: *goes to the boom box* *takes a cd and puts it in the box*

*boom box starts to play*

*A piano starts off then is over shadowed by loud guitars*

Rico: Welcome, to the world you see!

Rico: An AK with a couple magazines, whose blood is it don't matter to me

Rico: Scatter the ashes over the seven seas!

Skipper: That sickness, that feeling inside you!

Skipper: Thats weakness! Don't let it divide you!

Skipper: Keep this, That feeling of pride too!

Rico: Digging up bones, but you bury the truth!

Rico: Children...Hipocrisy...

People saw the title card for The Otter Woman. It had Skipper and Marlene "dancing" on it. They think it's Skilene.
But it's not.
Sorry.
You may ask, "Have you seen it? NO! NO ONE HAS! SO WE DON'T KNOW!"
No, I haven't. BUT my friend in New Zealand saw it. It's already aired there.
Marlene calls herself Arlene after being bleached white (she thinks the others would know her, but they think she's some new animal species). The only reason they like her is her pretty white fur. In no way are they attracted to her personality. And Marlene shows no interest toward any of them. And no, not Skipper. In...

We were barely hypnotized. We were so addicted with our new stuff. You might be asking what Kowalski won. Well, I spied on him, he got a personal prize from Julien a while ago. It was a mixed chemical reaction of random things he got from his habitat. He said it was perfect for his experiments, because he had 10 ten test tubes of it. For now, he created 3 experiments already in one single hour. That's amazing.

I ate ten Winkies in one minute. That's for getting second place in the "Me Talent Show". I was not really aiming for first place, or third place, but when I heard the prize in the second...

I wrote this a couple months ago and..... I'm not 100% sure why I'm choosing to post it now... but........ Whatever.
CAPS= sung
Julien: ON THE FIRST DAY OF CHRISTMAS, MY TRUE LOVE SHIPPED TO ME
A BOOMY BOX WITH SPARE BATTERIES!
Skipper: ON THE SECOND DAY OF CHRISTMAS, MY TRUE LOVE SHIPPED TO ME
2 BAZOOKA BLASTERS
AND A BOOMY BOX WITH SPARE BATTERIES
Private: ON THE THIRD DAY OF CHRISTMAS, MY TRUE LOVE SHIPPED TO ME
3 BABY DUCKLINGS
2 BAZOOKA BLASTERS
AND A BOOMY BOX WITH SPARE BATTERIES
Rico: BLA BLA BLA BLAA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLAA BLA BLA BLA
BBBBLA BLA BLA BLA BLA
3 BABY DUCKLINGS
2 BAZOOKA BLASTERS...

marlene:"skipper skipper were are you?"
skipper was sleeping in the hq like always.
marlene:"oh there you are WAKE UP"
the shout startled skipper resalting in him wakeing up.
marlene:now that your awake heres what I woke you up for since it is your bday the old squrel made a gift for you.
skipper:oh well in that case.*runs out*
kowalski:hey whate up
at the tree.
shalla(old squrel):young worreir I persent you with this *holds link sout*
skipper:"you don't expet me to ware that do you?"
shalla:put it on"
*skipper puts on the link sout*
shalla:now come with me theres more to be shown"
*skipper floows shalla...

A/N: *These poems may/may not seem like poetry and more like responses, but what do you expect….penguins' wrote it, lol. XD

Also, each chapter will be a poem written in the characters own P.O.V. [Point Of View] and as IF they, THEMSELVES, knew how to read and write decent poems in their own 'PenguinWay', and the text inbetween these text characters [EXAMPLE: / ... /] are additional side comments that will be provided by The Penguins—for humorous reasons...because there is plot behind these poems...[To Sum Up. Private thought it'd be an excellant idea that each member of the Penguin Team...

The Truth, Lies, and Doris - A Dorski Fan fiction: Part 5 - A Surprise Visit

    Kowalski dropped in, and the penguins at this time were practicing instinct.
Skipper turned around, "Kowalski?!"
    Rico only grunted a "huh?" and turned his attention toward the newcomer.
    Private, who was blindfolded and holding a 6 foot long bamboo whacking stick, turned his attention to the sound of Skipper's voice.
    "Kowalski?! Where is he Skipper?!" Private made a full 360 degree turn, accidently whacking Rico behind the head...

The Truth, Lies, and Doris - A Dorski Fan fiction: Part 3 - Fierce Bargain

    Kowalski felt as if he were floating in space. Probably because he was tied and hanging upside down from a hook on the ceiling. The blood had all rushed to his head, making his reactions slow and dazed. Waking up from his unconscious dreams, Kowalski made out a blurry figure, in the shape of a dolphin.
    "Well peng-u-in! I see you fell for my carefully planned trap!" Dr. Blowhole said.
    The sun from the a very small window on the roof came down and illuminated...

The penguins arrive at Universal. " Okay team, important question time. WHAT SHOULD WE RIDE FIRST!?" Cried Skipper excitedly. " The Mummy!" Rico and Lilly shout in unison, followed by a hi-5. " The Simpsons!" Add Private and Kowalski. The two opposing couples get into eachothers faces and get into a slap fight! =)! " I agree with the pretty penguin, and the crazy one!" Says a random voice. It was Julien. Aka, the stow-away. " What the.... Ugh. Okay Ring-tail. Im not even going to ask how in sam-heck you got here." Said Skipper in an annoyed tone while he put a flipper to his forehead. " Let's...

You're in the HQ with your girlfriend, she's upset,
She's going off about something that you said,
She doesnt get your paranoia like I do,

I'm in my cave, its a typical Funday night,
I'm listening to the kind of music she doesn’t like, (it’s Spanish guitar songs btw)
And she'll never know your story like I do, (which I barely know but still)

But she’s a falcon, I’m an otter,
She's got feathers and I got some brown fur,
Dreaming ‘bout the day when you wake up and find,
That what you're looking for has been here the whole time,

If you could see that I'm the one who understands you,
Been here all...