Pedo bear

Hey, this is my piece for my drama exam, without the stage directions. I started writing it out on here as a way of learning it, then I thought, why no post it? I may as well, it's going to do no harm. :D
So here it is, its rather depressing though. So if you don't need to be depressed right now, then I suggest you don't read it. :)




[Give me a break. You’re going to go back to your friends and either forget all about us or tell a story about the hideous freak you met tonight. You don’t know me, if you did, you’d never think we’d be friends. I don’t have friends - except my brother....

1.Stand at the counter and ask for everything that they give out free (including smiles)
2.Keep walking back and forth suspiciously and taking straws, 10 at a time
3.Put “out of order” signs on all their cashes
4.Change your mind whenever your total is given to you
5.Take a chair and sit at the counter to eat
6.Only ask for ketchup. Do this at least 10 times.
7.Make an “important” phone call while you’re ordering. If they ask you any questions tell them to be quiet.
8.Demand to get the smallest super-size meal they have
9.Throw ketchup packets at them from a distance. If they kick you out...

So I'll try to make this sound professional, but I'm not a real critic, I use to like pretending I was but.. I'm not..

Now as we all know this show has gone a long way, the animation changed, but what hadn't changed is who my favourite character is.. It's Blitz.

Right from the pilot I always liked Blitzo, Brandon Roger's infectious energy just immediately hooked me, and I never even heard of Brandon Rogers, I looked him up shortly after. I have sort of mixed feelings about the rest of his performances, least at first. He did grow on me, but I still much prefer him as Blitzo.

And I also knew right...

So I talk about quite a few things on here, most of them with varying levels of popularity. So what better way to grab people’s attention then with good old 2000s nostalgia. So I wanna talk about Ed, Edd, n Eddy, a favoite show of mine from my childhoo- wait, Ed, Edd n Eddy came out in the 90s, fuck!



Ed, Edd n Eddy is one of the greatest cartoons in, probably of all time. I know for a fact that it’s my favorite show. Where other famous shows tried and failed, Ed, Edd n Eddy succeeded. Spongebob is good, but it had some rough years. The Simpsons is alright, but it is in desperate need...

We hadn't always been here. But the neighborhood has. Even before it was a neighborhood on earth this one had been here. Here for those that would be lost on those cursed grounds, here for those who would die long before their real life ever truly began, here for those who never really wanted to grow up.

We come from different times and we come from different lives, but one thing remains true of all of us. We lived on the earthly realm of the neighborhood at some point in our lives and died long before our time was supposed to come. We don't remember much of our lives in the cul-de-sac since...

There is a website that offers its users the choice to experience the "ultimate horror." This website, called Blindmaiden.com, is supposedly a site dedicated to a doomed spirit that will enter the home of people who have viewed that site.

However, no matter how hard you try, your browser won't allow you to enter the site. You see, to access this site, you must wait until exactly 12:00 AM, making sure that the night in question is a New Moon night. You must be on your own in your home with all the lights turned off. Only when these conditions are met, will you be granted access to the site.

As...

In my room there is a small door leading to where the air conditioning unit is housed, this door has no locking mechanisms what so ever so it wasn't uncommon when it opened up by itself when there was a draft, its impossible to close the door behind you once you get beyond it and enter the crawlspace type area it leads to. i have lived in this house for five years now and for the first 4 i never gave the door a second thought,it wasn't until the fifth year that the door made me feel unsettled, a few months ago i was home alone,i'm 17 and i live in the bonus room which is connected to the crawlspace....

I've been meaning to make this article for a while and now I've finally gotten to it. I've done my favorite couples list before but it was always with animated couples but now I'm not just limiting my list to animated couples. I'm going to include all fictional couples. Please comment but keep in mind that this is all just my honest opinion.

10.Odette and Derek (The Swan Princess)

With Odette and Derek, yes they don't get a long at first and fight over the years but there are subtle hints to them secretly liking each other. I mean,...

(Note: I will swear i might rage a bit but B-E-A-R with me get it? No okay...)

Story: You are playing as a security guard to work the night shift from 12 AM-6 AM your goal try to survive the night with a certain amount of power without getting killed for 5 nights... or 7 we will get to that in a minute and who is trying kill apparently "Kid Friendly" animtronics that we will also get to in a minute as well so that is the story pretty much.

Characters: The characters are you of course. Troll: We all know that dumbass hur hur hur! Oh shut up!*clears throat* as I was saying there is the phone guy...