Ha,ha,ha
Ho,ho,ho
And a couple of tra-la-las
That's how we laugh the day away
In the Merry Old Land of Oz

Bzz,bzz,bzz
Chirp,chirp,chirp
And a couple of la-di-das
That's how the crickets crick all day
In the Merry Old Land of Oz

We get up at 12:00
And start to work at 1:00
Take an hour for lunch
And then at 2:00 we're done

Jolly good fun!
Ha,ha,ha
Ho,ho,ho
And a couple of tra-la-las
That's how we laugh the day away
In the Merry Old Land of Oz

Ha,ha,ha
Ho,ho,ho
Ha,ha,ha,ha,ha
That's how we laugh the day away
With a ho,ho,ho
Ha,ha,ha
In the Merry Old Land of Oz

Pat,pat here,pat,pat there
And a couple of brand new straws
That's how we keep you young and fair
In the Merry Old Land of Oz

Rub,rub here,rub,rub there
Whether you're tin or brass
That's how we keep you in repair
In the Merry Old Land of Oz

We can make a dimple smile out of a frown
Can you even dye my eyes to match my gown?
Uh huh
Jolly old town!

Clip,clip here,clip,clip there
We give the roughest claws
That certain air of savoir faire
In the Merry Old Land of Oz

Ha,ha,ha
Ha,ha,ha
Ha,ha,ha,ha
That's we laugh the day away
In the Merry Old Land of Oz

That's how we laugh the day away
Ha,ha,ha
Ha,ha,ha
Ha,ha,ha
Ha,ha,ha
Ha,ha,ha
In the Merry Old Land of Oz