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Trevor and Mike sneaked into the Fame or Shame set.

Man: (finishes dancing bows)
Lazlo: (comes into view)
Audience: (cheers a little at seeing him)
Lazlo: (claps) Thank you Mike. For... Whatever that was.
Audience: (laughs)
Lazlo: Welcome back to Fame or Shame.. I'm the host. Because "apparently" I have nothing else to do on a Saturday evening.
Audience: (laughs)
Lazlo: Now. Up next it's Tracy De Santa.. Audience.. Tracy De Santa.
Tracy; (in overly REVEALING outfit) H. Hi
Lazlo: Now Tracy's a "dancer" but she also enjoys singing, and long walks on the beach.. That's wonderful. Your so original. Like a rainbow. Or a basket of puppies. Or a.. Pile of puke.
Audience: (laughs)

(skips to when Trevor and Michael are chasing Lazlo's battery car)
(inside the truck)
Michael: (hearing FIREWORKS playing loudly in the truck) Is this Katy fuckin Perry!?
Trevor: Yes.. Look. Just leave it on, it helps relax me!

TO BE CONTINUED
Our anti heroes parked at the Fame or Shame studio.
Trevor: (to Micheal) Come on you fat fuck! Let's go inside already!
Audience: (laughs)
Michael: (flips T the middle finger but follows him anyway.


Man: Hello sirs? Can I please have your nam-
Trevor: (grabs the man's throat) Where the fuck is Tracy Townley.. Tracy fuckin de Santa.. SCREW THAT!! WHERE THE FUCKS LASLO!!
Man: (frightenedly points to where Laslo is).
Michael: happy now T?
Trevor: Are you too chill to say my name!? Is one letter all you can spill out in your lazy fat ass!?
Audience: (laughs)
Michael: Why are you so angry!?
Trevor: BECAUSE! If I don't get angry, then my show would be boring!
Audience: (laughs)
Michael: But it isn't healthy to always be so angry. It's not like I ever get angry.. (a bunch of cutaways, that prove otherwise).

TO BE CONTINUED
(theme song plays)

(Michael and Trevor are seen in a car)
Trevor: Tell me what you been doing the past 15 years?
Michael: I've been in hiding.. But I DO see a therapist every so often.
Trevor: Therapist huh? I tried that once.. Didn't go so well.
Audience: (laughs a little)
(cut away).
Trevor: (in a therapy room) I'm telling you doc! I grieved him!.. And he wasn't even fuckin dead!.. The turd lied to me for all these years.
Doctor: I see.. And how dose that make you feel.
Trevor: (angrily) What is it with you!? Always with "feelings"..
Audience: (laughs)
Doctor: Just trying t-
Trevor: I HAD A HARD...
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Micheal: (comes into view, making the audience cheer loudly about seeing him)
Micheal: (opens fridge and sees large amount of pot) Da fuck is shit!?
Jimmy: I.. I can explain.
Audience: (laughs)
Amanda: God Jimmy!.. I only have myself to blame. It's not like your father can do anything.
micheal: (sarcastically) Yeah. Because all I did was pull you out of a trash town and into a mansion in Los Santos.. And what do I get!?.. Nothing., nothing but an old picture of you in an old Hooker uniform, that I occasionally masterbate towards.
Audience: (laughs)
Jimmy: As do I
Audience: (laughs)...
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THEME SONG:
(Are you sure Hank done it this, by Waylon Jennings)..

Ron: So boss. Now that you took care of the bikers? What we gonna do.
Trevor. (stops at the Sandy Chores bank) YOU are not doing anything. But 'I' am stopping by the bank here.. I have a deposit to check out.
Ron: Well.. Have fun I guess.
Trevor: (gets out, and grabs shotgun and then cocks it).. Ohh. I intend too!
Audience: (laughs)
Ron: (gasps) Wait! Is that a real gu- (Trevor runs in) TREVOR!!
Audience: (laughs harder).

Trevor: (dramatically bursts in, wearing bike helmet to hide his face, and fires the shotgun into the air) NOBODY...
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