Victor was now driving a powerful speedboat down the Delamare River.
Victor: I'm glad you took us to Trenton. They make everything, and it gets taken by everypony else in the world.
JJ: Trenton makes. The world takes. Oh look. Amtrak.
Victor: *Watches a train from Amtrak on a nearby bridge* Too bad we can't drive one of their trains to Los Angeles.
JJ: How about Las Pegasus?
Victor: One day. Right now, we gotta figure out what to drive for that race. If only I could use this.
JJ: Victor?
Victor: Not now. I just wish we could-
JJ: Victor!
Victor: Not now! I wish we could put wheels on this thing, and-
JJ: VICTOR!!! LOOK OUT FOR THE DOCK!!!!!!
The boat crashed, and went airborne hitting a tree. In no time, the two stallions found themselves in an ambulance.
JJ: I tried to warn you.
Victor: You should have let me finish my sentence sooner. *Listening to the sirens* Hey.. Wait a sec.. Doc, how fast are we going in this thing?
Doctor: I'd say about 90 miles an hour.
Victor: And everypony has to stay out of your way when those lights are flashing.
Doctor: That's correct.
Victor: JJ, I think I found the answer to all of our troubles!
Meanwhile in Japan.
Japanese Stallion: Konnichiwa. We are coming to you rive from our studio, where we have a new Comda created with the assistance of one of Equestria's princesses, Twiright Sparkre. So Twiright, terr us about your new vehicre.
Twilight: I can't understand a word you're saying. Therefore, I'm stealing my own car, and heading back to Equestria to take part in the Cannonball Run. *Gets into her car, and drives away*
Japanese Stallion: *Scratches his head in a puzzled manner* What have I done to dishonor her?
Back in Neigh Jersey, two stallions were waiting for a friend in Newark Liberty Airport.
Chip Ganassi: So, I got everything all set up for you. The motorcycle's a nice Kawasaki, you can easily weave through traffic, and you got modified tires for extra traction.
Sterling Marlin: What if I'm on dirt?
Chip Ganassi: Then buy studs, but you should be fine. If you do stray off course, I got you a co-pilot. Here he is, Jimmy Spencer!
Jimmy: *Walks over to the two ponies* Hey guys, ready to make ourselves famous again?
Chip: Yeah, but Jimmy, you looked like you gained some weight over the years. What did you gain? 50 pounds?
Jimmy: Very funny, I actually lost a few pounds, and I'm feeling pretty good about myself. Sterling Marlin, good to see you again.
Sterling: Hello Jimmy.
Jimmy: Ready to race some cars, and win a race?
Sterling: We're actually racing on a motorcycle.
Jimmy: A motorcycle?! I thought we'd be racing together like we did in Nascar!
Song: link
Speaking of Nascar, two redneck stallions were driving a Chevronet Camareo they bought from Richard Petty.
Mick: *Driving the car* Hey, we're makin' good time here buddy. We just gotta get on 95, leave ol' Virginia behind, and we're only four hours away to the start of our race.
Doug: We sure did come a long way from our home in North Carolina.
They got on Interstate 95, and we're now making their way through Richmond Virginia.
Doug: Hey, uh...why do they call this here highway, 95?
Mick: Cuz that's how fast we're gonna go! *Shifts into 2nd gear, and floors it*
Doug: Then why does that sign there say the speed limit's 65?
Mick: Who cares pardner? I'm gettin' us into Connect a cut so we can make the start of our race in time.
But soon, they passed a police car, and the officer in his Dodge Alicorn began pursuit.
Doug: *Hears the siren, and looks back* Uh oh, I do believe we gained the attention of the law.
Mick: We ain't gettin' pulled over by that boy. We're makin' a run for it.
Police Pony: Richmond unit 16, I got a race car on Interstate 95 with inappropriate modifications. Suspect's also breaking the speed limit.
Mick: We gotta get off this here interstate.
Doug: And where do you propose we lose the police?
Mick: With good ol' fashioned precision, and stealth. *Turns off the interstate*
Doug: He's still followin' us!
Mick: Not for long! *Turns left behind a house*
Doug: MICK!!!
The car landed in a pool, but the cop drove past without noticing where the rednecks went.
2 B Continued
Victor: I'm glad you took us to Trenton. They make everything, and it gets taken by everypony else in the world.
JJ: Trenton makes. The world takes. Oh look. Amtrak.
Victor: *Watches a train from Amtrak on a nearby bridge* Too bad we can't drive one of their trains to Los Angeles.
JJ: How about Las Pegasus?
Victor: One day. Right now, we gotta figure out what to drive for that race. If only I could use this.
JJ: Victor?
Victor: Not now. I just wish we could-
JJ: Victor!
Victor: Not now! I wish we could put wheels on this thing, and-
JJ: VICTOR!!! LOOK OUT FOR THE DOCK!!!!!!
The boat crashed, and went airborne hitting a tree. In no time, the two stallions found themselves in an ambulance.
JJ: I tried to warn you.
Victor: You should have let me finish my sentence sooner. *Listening to the sirens* Hey.. Wait a sec.. Doc, how fast are we going in this thing?
Doctor: I'd say about 90 miles an hour.
Victor: And everypony has to stay out of your way when those lights are flashing.
Doctor: That's correct.
Victor: JJ, I think I found the answer to all of our troubles!
Meanwhile in Japan.
Japanese Stallion: Konnichiwa. We are coming to you rive from our studio, where we have a new Comda created with the assistance of one of Equestria's princesses, Twiright Sparkre. So Twiright, terr us about your new vehicre.
Twilight: I can't understand a word you're saying. Therefore, I'm stealing my own car, and heading back to Equestria to take part in the Cannonball Run. *Gets into her car, and drives away*
Twilight's Comda Urban EV Concept
Japanese Stallion: *Scratches his head in a puzzled manner* What have I done to dishonor her?
Back in Neigh Jersey, two stallions were waiting for a friend in Newark Liberty Airport.
Chip Ganassi: So, I got everything all set up for you. The motorcycle's a nice Kawasaki, you can easily weave through traffic, and you got modified tires for extra traction.
Sterling Marlin: What if I'm on dirt?
Chip Ganassi: Then buy studs, but you should be fine. If you do stray off course, I got you a co-pilot. Here he is, Jimmy Spencer!
Jimmy: *Walks over to the two ponies* Hey guys, ready to make ourselves famous again?
Chip: Yeah, but Jimmy, you looked like you gained some weight over the years. What did you gain? 50 pounds?
Jimmy: Very funny, I actually lost a few pounds, and I'm feeling pretty good about myself. Sterling Marlin, good to see you again.
Sterling: Hello Jimmy.
Jimmy: Ready to race some cars, and win a race?
Sterling: We're actually racing on a motorcycle.
Jimmy: A motorcycle?! I thought we'd be racing together like we did in Nascar!
Song: link
Speaking of Nascar, two redneck stallions were driving a Chevronet Camareo they bought from Richard Petty.
Mick: *Driving the car* Hey, we're makin' good time here buddy. We just gotta get on 95, leave ol' Virginia behind, and we're only four hours away to the start of our race.
Doug: We sure did come a long way from our home in North Carolina.
They got on Interstate 95, and we're now making their way through Richmond Virginia.
Doug: Hey, uh...why do they call this here highway, 95?
Mick: Cuz that's how fast we're gonna go! *Shifts into 2nd gear, and floors it*
Doug: Then why does that sign there say the speed limit's 65?
Mick: Who cares pardner? I'm gettin' us into Connect a cut so we can make the start of our race in time.
But soon, they passed a police car, and the officer in his Dodge Alicorn began pursuit.
Doug: *Hears the siren, and looks back* Uh oh, I do believe we gained the attention of the law.
Mick: We ain't gettin' pulled over by that boy. We're makin' a run for it.
Police Pony: Richmond unit 16, I got a race car on Interstate 95 with inappropriate modifications. Suspect's also breaking the speed limit.
Mick: We gotta get off this here interstate.
Doug: And where do you propose we lose the police?
Mick: With good ol' fashioned precision, and stealth. *Turns off the interstate*
Doug: He's still followin' us!
Mick: Not for long! *Turns left behind a house*
Doug: MICK!!!
The car landed in a pool, but the cop drove past without noticing where the rednecks went.
2 B Continued
they've now gathering together with lots of strentghs and numbers.
Led by the Evil Entity and Professor Pericles, going at their quest of making sure to take over Equestria.
Archer
