Victor was now driving a powerful speedboat down the Delamare River.
Victor: I'm glad you took us to Trenton. They make everything, and it gets taken by everypony else in the world.
JJ: Trenton makes. The world takes. Oh look. Amtrak.
Victor: *Watches a train from Amtrak on a nearby bridge* Too bad we can't drive one of their trains to Los Angeles.
JJ: How about Las Pegasus?
Victor: One day. Right now, we gotta figure out what to drive for that race. If only I could use this.
JJ: Victor?
Victor: Not now. I just wish we could-
JJ: Victor!
Victor: Not now! I wish we could put wheels on this thing, and-
JJ: VICTOR!!! LOOK OUT FOR THE DOCK!!!!!!
The boat crashed, and went airborne hitting a tree. In no time, the two stallions found themselves in an ambulance.
JJ: I tried to warn you.
Victor: You should have let me finish my sentence sooner. *Listening to the sirens* Hey.. Wait a sec.. Doc, how fast are we going in this thing?
Doctor: I'd say about 90 miles an hour.
Victor: And everypony has to stay out of your way when those lights are flashing.
Doctor: That's correct.
Victor: JJ, I think I found the answer to all of our troubles!
Meanwhile in Japan.
Japanese Stallion: Konnichiwa. We are coming to you rive from our studio, where we have a new Comda created with the assistance of one of Equestria's princesses, Twiright Sparkre. So Twiright, terr us about your new vehicre.
Twilight: I can't understand a word you're saying. Therefore, I'm stealing my own car, and heading back to Equestria to take part in the Cannonball Run. *Gets into her car, and drives away*
Japanese Stallion: *Scratches his head in a puzzled manner* What have I done to dishonor her?
Back in Neigh Jersey, two stallions were waiting for a friend in Newark Liberty Airport.
Chip Ganassi: So, I got everything all set up for you. The motorcycle's a nice Kawasaki, you can easily weave through traffic, and you got modified tires for extra traction.
Sterling Marlin: What if I'm on dirt?
Chip Ganassi: Then buy studs, but you should be fine. If you do stray off course, I got you a co-pilot. Here he is, Jimmy Spencer!
Jimmy: *Walks over to the two ponies* Hey guys, ready to make ourselves famous again?
Chip: Yeah, but Jimmy, you looked like you gained some weight over the years. What did you gain? 50 pounds?
Jimmy: Very funny, I actually lost a few pounds, and I'm feeling pretty good about myself. Sterling Marlin, good to see you again.
Sterling: Hello Jimmy.
Jimmy: Ready to race some cars, and win a race?
Sterling: We're actually racing on a motorcycle.
Jimmy: A motorcycle?! I thought we'd be racing together like we did in Nascar!
Song: link
Speaking of Nascar, two redneck stallions were driving a Chevronet Camareo they bought from Richard Petty.
Mick: *Driving the car* Hey, we're makin' good time here buddy. We just gotta get on 95, leave ol' Virginia behind, and we're only four hours away to the start of our race.
Doug: We sure did come a long way from our home in North Carolina.
They got on Interstate 95, and we're now making their way through Richmond Virginia.
Doug: Hey, uh...why do they call this here highway, 95?
Mick: Cuz that's how fast we're gonna go! *Shifts into 2nd gear, and floors it*
Doug: Then why does that sign there say the speed limit's 65?
Mick: Who cares pardner? I'm gettin' us into Connect a cut so we can make the start of our race in time.
But soon, they passed a police car, and the officer in his Dodge Alicorn began pursuit.
Doug: *Hears the siren, and looks back* Uh oh, I do believe we gained the attention of the law.
Mick: We ain't gettin' pulled over by that boy. We're makin' a run for it.
Police Pony: Richmond unit 16, I got a race car on Interstate 95 with inappropriate modifications. Suspect's also breaking the speed limit.
Mick: We gotta get off this here interstate.
Doug: And where do you propose we lose the police?
Mick: With good ol' fashioned precision, and stealth. *Turns off the interstate*
Doug: He's still followin' us!
Mick: Not for long! *Turns left behind a house*
Doug: MICK!!!
The car landed in a pool, but the cop drove past without noticing where the rednecks went.
2 B Continued
Victor: I'm glad you took us to Trenton. They make everything, and it gets taken by everypony else in the world.
JJ: Trenton makes. The world takes. Oh look. Amtrak.
Victor: *Watches a train from Amtrak on a nearby bridge* Too bad we can't drive one of their trains to Los Angeles.
JJ: How about Las Pegasus?
Victor: One day. Right now, we gotta figure out what to drive for that race. If only I could use this.
JJ: Victor?
Victor: Not now. I just wish we could-
JJ: Victor!
Victor: Not now! I wish we could put wheels on this thing, and-
JJ: VICTOR!!! LOOK OUT FOR THE DOCK!!!!!!
The boat crashed, and went airborne hitting a tree. In no time, the two stallions found themselves in an ambulance.
JJ: I tried to warn you.
Victor: You should have let me finish my sentence sooner. *Listening to the sirens* Hey.. Wait a sec.. Doc, how fast are we going in this thing?
Doctor: I'd say about 90 miles an hour.
Victor: And everypony has to stay out of your way when those lights are flashing.
Doctor: That's correct.
Victor: JJ, I think I found the answer to all of our troubles!
Meanwhile in Japan.
Japanese Stallion: Konnichiwa. We are coming to you rive from our studio, where we have a new Comda created with the assistance of one of Equestria's princesses, Twiright Sparkre. So Twiright, terr us about your new vehicre.
Twilight: I can't understand a word you're saying. Therefore, I'm stealing my own car, and heading back to Equestria to take part in the Cannonball Run. *Gets into her car, and drives away*
Twilight's Comda Urban EV Concept
Japanese Stallion: *Scratches his head in a puzzled manner* What have I done to dishonor her?
Back in Neigh Jersey, two stallions were waiting for a friend in Newark Liberty Airport.
Chip Ganassi: So, I got everything all set up for you. The motorcycle's a nice Kawasaki, you can easily weave through traffic, and you got modified tires for extra traction.
Sterling Marlin: What if I'm on dirt?
Chip Ganassi: Then buy studs, but you should be fine. If you do stray off course, I got you a co-pilot. Here he is, Jimmy Spencer!
Jimmy: *Walks over to the two ponies* Hey guys, ready to make ourselves famous again?
Chip: Yeah, but Jimmy, you looked like you gained some weight over the years. What did you gain? 50 pounds?
Jimmy: Very funny, I actually lost a few pounds, and I'm feeling pretty good about myself. Sterling Marlin, good to see you again.
Sterling: Hello Jimmy.
Jimmy: Ready to race some cars, and win a race?
Sterling: We're actually racing on a motorcycle.
Jimmy: A motorcycle?! I thought we'd be racing together like we did in Nascar!
Song: link
Speaking of Nascar, two redneck stallions were driving a Chevronet Camareo they bought from Richard Petty.
Mick: *Driving the car* Hey, we're makin' good time here buddy. We just gotta get on 95, leave ol' Virginia behind, and we're only four hours away to the start of our race.
Doug: We sure did come a long way from our home in North Carolina.
They got on Interstate 95, and we're now making their way through Richmond Virginia.
Doug: Hey, uh...why do they call this here highway, 95?
Mick: Cuz that's how fast we're gonna go! *Shifts into 2nd gear, and floors it*
Doug: Then why does that sign there say the speed limit's 65?
Mick: Who cares pardner? I'm gettin' us into Connect a cut so we can make the start of our race in time.
But soon, they passed a police car, and the officer in his Dodge Alicorn began pursuit.
Doug: *Hears the siren, and looks back* Uh oh, I do believe we gained the attention of the law.
Mick: We ain't gettin' pulled over by that boy. We're makin' a run for it.
Police Pony: Richmond unit 16, I got a race car on Interstate 95 with inappropriate modifications. Suspect's also breaking the speed limit.
Mick: We gotta get off this here interstate.
Doug: And where do you propose we lose the police?
Mick: With good ol' fashioned precision, and stealth. *Turns off the interstate*
Doug: He's still followin' us!
Mick: Not for long! *Turns left behind a house*
Doug: MICK!!!
The car landed in a pool, but the cop drove past without noticing where the rednecks went.
2 B Continued
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Somewhere near Mosul, Iraq, a handcar was seen rolling down a train track, surrounded by two more tracks. On one end was an earth pony that was completely white. On the other end, was a grey hedgehog with black spikes, and a red, white, and blue stripe going around his body. That's me, I'm the hedgehog.
White Pony: Alright buddy, we're in Mosul. But the question is, why?
Sean: I'm looking for a pony.
White Pony: Heh! There's thousands of ponies in this town.
Sean: Exactly where I want to be....
